[Intro]
F Am G
Am Em F
Lil Dicky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho
[Verse 1]
Am G Am
I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
Em F
I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
Am
There,s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
G
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I told him I,m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
Em F
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
F Am
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
G
Ohh, I can sing so well
Am Em G
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
Am
What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?
G
Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
Am C
You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y,all niggas
F
'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm that nigga
[Chorus]
Am G F
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
Em F
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
Am G
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
Am
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
C F
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Am G
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
Am Em F C
I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black
[Verse 2]
Am
(Ring ring) What the fuck?
G
I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
Em
Ugh, what the fuck?
F
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
F Am
Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
G
Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
Am Em F
Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
Am
Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
G
Why his momma calling all the time?
G
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?
F
Hope my daughter's in school
F
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?
[Chorus]
Am G Am
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
C F
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
Am G
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
Am
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
C F
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Am G
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
Am G F
I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick
[Verse 3]
If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
G
I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
Em F
I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
F
Snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
F Am G
Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
Am Em F
I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
F
I don't know who that is
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
G
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
G
Walked up to that motherfucker
Wait, think it through for a sec
Em F
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
F
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we're switching back
[Chorus]
Am G
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
Am C F
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
G
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
(I can't believe)
Am C F
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
[Outro]
F
Wait, what the fuck?
Am G Am
And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
Em F
It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
What the fuck again?
Am G
I'm DJ Khaled
Why am I yelling?
Am Em F
Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
G
I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
Am Em F
Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman